twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

Your husbands name is Josh Dallas. Which is the greatest name I think I’ve ever heard.

dallisons:

gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

holy shit

a guide to terminology as used by western males of the species

prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

stability:

my hobbies include staying up until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day

forsciencejohn:

dirtydaryldixon:

better start preparing for the season finale now.

image

it doesn’t even matter what show this is for

beyoncebeytwice:

i am literally nothing more than a virgin who cant drive

tardistiles:

cordelias-coriander-condiment:

Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?

I’ve waited months for this post.

arosu-sama:

lokis-mischief-managed-inc:

superwholockwithmerlinontheside:

that-kid-ben-biller:

golden-eyes-:

ask-the-tooth-fairy:

mydollyaviana:

Non-Disney animation & their voice actors/actresses

I…

David Tennant. I didn’t know this.

KEVIN BACON WAS BALTO

NO BUT VIN DIESEL WAS THE IRON GIANT!! THE MOTHER FUCCKING IRRON GIANT!

ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT VOLDEMORT WAS RAMASES?!

if i ever meet Neil Patrick Harris, I’m going to ask him to say only one word…

STEVE

I like looking for similarities in characters looks and their voice actors.

Just because you’re unhappy doesn’t mean you can’t laugh at funny things and marvel at beautiful things and enjoy happy moments. You can still do happy things even if you are unhappy.

hey-there-sugartits:

lapfoxs:

A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL

are u okay

foxxies:

I do homework the way guys fall in love with me - slowly, then not at all



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